09 February, 2009

Truth or Dare!

Let it be known that I may or may not have completely matured over the course of my 28 years. Last night we had My sisters, and company over for dessert and games. We innocently started out with a board game and then somehow ended up playing one of my ALL TIME favorite games. Truth or Dare Jenga (or rather, a $1 knock-off version, Truth be Told). This game was played many a time while James and I were wooing each other. It resulted in many happy little dares playing out at our local singles branch. Happy memories!!! Well last night was no different. Someone ended up looking like a fool and I ended up nearly wetting myself from laughing so much! Valerie was the poor miss who knocked the tower down and had to go next door (to an apartment full of single guys) with a toilet plunger and ask if she could borrow theirs, since ours wasn't doing the trick. The rest of us, including Mason and Syndey, hid around the street so that we could take it all in! Everyone was pretty sneaky, except for me. I just stood directly across the street and cackled. What fun!!!
I realized this morning that they probably think that it was me. What are the chances that two brunette midgets live close enough to borrow something. D'oh!

Here is a list of some of my favorite dares of all time:
-James having to put HUGE wet circles under his armpits at church.
-Amy having to answer EVERY question in Sunday School class....even if she had to flat-out repeat what was just said.
-Me having to wear a beehive hairdo and another time a hip pack at church. Both times having to make announcements in front of everyone.
-Meggie having to put fliers on everyone's apartment door informing that it was soon to be her birthday and that she wanted a pony.
-April having to sing, "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow" to a guy's apartment in October.
-Me having to wear a sign around my neck for a whole day of school saying, "Hey Baby, I'm Available" with a bunch of rip-off phone tabs.
-Stacey having to wear Medusa hair to church.
-Rachel having to do a pole-dance (a modest version) in front of the guys apartment.
-Aria, having to knock on someone's door and ask to use their bathroom. Then she had to say, "do you have a LOT of toilet paper?"
-Marshall and Jesse having to wear underwear on their heads to a grocery store.
-Leah standing to sing the rest hymn at church when nobody else was.
There are a zillion others, but I am just coming across as more and more lame. Some things never get old.
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12 comments:

Andrea said...

Oh you are too funny. I'd love to hear the rest of your list of favorite dares....but I don't think I'll ever play the game with you! =0)

Aria said...

mean, mean, MEAN! If I had knocked down the tower, I think I might have ran out the door and all the way home! But Tommy's whistling stroll made it worth the night.

Lauren said...

So we're wondering if you actually got any dates off of the "I'm available sign." I mean, did you put your real number on the phone tabs?

Sarah N. said...

Malinda you crack me up!!! I was seriously laughing out loud at some of those dares. I remember you loving truth or dare when we were roomies! I love your blog and your little baby is so adorable!!! I miss you and I'm so glad everything is going well for you. I sure love you lots!

Jordan said...

That is too funny!!!

Jon, Lindsay, & Naomi said...

I've got to keep these pranks in mind for future use! Also, if anyone could pull off the 'answering every question at church' thing it's Amy. I can totally imagine the inflection in her voice as she repeats the obvious!!! Classic!

Craig said...

Sometimes I wish I wasn't so good at "Truth be Told." Such good times in James' old broken down camper on the beach.

Mary said...

Haha!! These cracked me up! I also want to know if you got any dates from the sign, and what the other dares were. Too funny!!

J and L said...

That is AWESOME!!!

RussandHeidi said...

ok I so totally missed you at the Chappell get together!! I miss ya! When this semester is over and my schedule isn't so jam packed we need to get together!! Hope you are doing well!

heather said...

You are too silly, I love it! Your dares cracked me up! I don't think it was a dare, but do you remember dancing on our beds in the dorm? Remember what we were twirling in our hands? Remember that it was dark outside, light in our room, and the blinds were up? LOL

TPlayer said...

This slightly reminds meof that "first date" I sent you on back in the dorms...What was his name? Wid? Something like that?