Me and Lindsay, Halloween 1999
Here is a picture of one of my worst costume choices ever. I was going for Smurfette, but ended up being mistaken for a dead nurse. Add that to the fact that I couldn't make any physical contact with a soul without getting my blue paint all over them and I would say it was a big bust!
I was talking with my friend, Mehgan, the other day on the phone and she reminded me of another particularly bad Halloween costume that I put together in 2004. The young single adults in the area were meeting in the Valley for a little Halloween party/ Family Home Evening and even though I didn't know anyone who was going, I thought I would don a costume and celebrate with the best of them! Since I had a fractured leg (or foot. I can't remember) at the time, and had to use a crutch, I decided to make the most of it by being Tiny Tim. So I found a little hat, wore fingerless gloves, made up an old-english-styled boy's outfit, and even smudged my face with coal. Then I headed off with hopes of having a good time. When I got to my destination, there weren't too many cars there so I called up my trusty friend, Meggie, and killed time before I made my grand entrance. As we talked, more people arrived but very few of them were in costume. After a while, I decided to get it over with and headed in. When I hobbled through the doors, I heard pounding music coming from the cultural hall and realized that this was no ordinary Family Home Evening singles activity. It was a full-blown Halloween dance! I was horrified! There I stood, dressed like a boy with my little crutch and smudged face while the more successful daters danced around wooing each other. After a good ten minutes, I concluded that as much fun as it was to bee-bop by myself and my crutch in the corner (looking like a dorky little lame boy), it was time to accept my defeat and call it a night. It really is a wonder I was able to stay single for so long.
7 comments:
Hahahaha! I don't think I've seen that picture of you and Linz before! Your dead nurse costume is even better than I remember it! And I wish beyond wishing that I could've seen you hobbling around as Tiny Tim. It's maybe my one regret about the fact that I do not attend dances. Blast! :)
HA HA HA HA!!! Oh Malinda. What about the androgenous (sp?) Pat costume? That was my favorite. If only you had a picture of Tiny Tim.
I love your most embarrassing moments! Keep 'em coming! PS - I think I saw a picture of your little guy in his porcupine Halloween costume on one of the craft blogs I follow! You are such a trendsetter :)...too bad smurfette didn't catch on.
Thank you for the laugh! I love you. Sometimes, when I'm feeling down, I think about the story you told me about your "St George experience." That always makes me smile!
Not a single Halloween passes that I don't giggle to myself about that year! I imagine even Smurfette herself is mistaken for a dead nurse every once in a while. I'm just sayin'!!!
I love reading your blog, and I think you look very -----blue. Love, Me
Oh, Malinda, you always make me laugh! And P.S. I TOTALLY got the Smurfette thing--don't know how anyone could not see that???
And seriously, your boys costumes this year are to die for! You are incredible. (I don't suppose you want to throw together three cute little woodland creature costumes for my kids next year??? haha jk)
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